(to the rhythm of the Christian Lord’s Prayer )
Praise Fernando, the greatest manwhore.
Hallowed be thy yoghurt.
Thy unkempt beard,
and manly chest,
take us to pleasure island.
give us a breath of your heavenly musk,
and bring us many women,
as we prowl the bars for pussy and crab legs.
And lead us not into the blueballs,
while protecting us from herpes.
For thine is the manwhore,
and the harpoon for ever and ever.
I was in a Discord server and we were talking about egregores. Then someone brought up Fernando. I wrote a prayer to Fernando.
It goes to the same rhythm/syllabic pattern as the Lord’s prayer that the Christians use.