David Blaine/Dynamo Magick/Healers TASK

Hello Guys,

First of all I’d like to tell you guys I’m new to this and have not much knowledge about magick.
I know that it is real because I’ve seen many time demons as they wanted to interract with me but I always declined because of my belief system (Islam). The thing is I dare any of you guys who claim your proffesional at magick and have alot of experience in it to do this task:

  • Give me the ability to HEAL sick people
  • Give me the ability to read minds/magick tricks/teleporting objects etc (the whole ‘‘Got Talent Magician’’ package)
    Ofcourse after it is succesfull I will compensate with Euros.
    Whoever can do this can PM me for a more detailed chat before I send my personal info.

Greetings,
We Humans are all brothers and sisters of eachother regardless of our beliefs,

I can’t even… :rofl:
Thanks for this thread… sometimes a bit of laughter is just what the spirit needs.

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So to start. This is not how actual magick works and far as i have seen,read, experienced never has been this is not hollywood. If you want specific skills You have to do the work. İf you are serious about exploring magick start by building a good foundation. This has alot of info to help in that regard.

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@Madara those who do magick professionally generally ask for the money up front because let’s face it the world is full of dishonest people, sorry.

And if you have indeed seen many demons who want to interact with you then you really shouldn’t be needing to spell beg here, and what’s the difference between asking a demon for aid vs a magician? (Other then one being cheaper) either act is not looked upon favorably if not out right forbidden in that particular belief system so i’m told. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Wat

That’s gold…! There’s a reason to join BALG every single day!

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I couldn’t even heal someone who just expected to be given healing.

Basically I’d have to fuck their shit up first.

Lets talk a bit seriously though… If you want any of the listed abilities, guess what, you have to work for them same as all of us. If you click the magnifying glass top right, you’ll get the search bar… Find topics for beginners and start working, take your fate in your own hands, nothing will be served to you in a silver plate while you just chill on your couch watching tv. Welcome to BALG!

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Beg? I am challenging you magicians aint no begging at all.
And yes but those demons were more interested in fucking me up than helping me so thats a no go for sure.

You are trying to goad people into giving you for something for nothing. If this even was a thing you would be getting charged the worth of the value of these skills. A hefty some to say the least. :rofl: aka not wanting to do the work yourself aka lazy. You are not gonna be able to really get much by a forum of magicians. Part of the work is understanding human mind and motivations. :stuck_out_tongue:

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If you want to learn, then don’t start giving people…the ones you’re supposed to learn from… a challenge and a “task”. That means you believe you’re here to teach, not to learn. And this is a big mistake. Plus it’s a complete waste of time!

Tell that to Allah, who wants to put most of your “human brothers and sisters” in eternal hell fire because they didn’t find enough reasons to believe Mohamed was his messenger. And you’re ok to believe in that God and support his actions. Means, you don’t give a fuck about anyone else. Why would anyone care about you and what you want ?!

You didn’t find enough reasons because you were deceived and didn’t want even if they showed u miracles. But I aint gonna have this conversation with you its a pure waste of my time.
Everybody gets judged upon their actions:)

May God bless u

This thread is going places, not good places, but places…

I’d meet your challenge, but I am so far above you that it would be a massive waste of my time.

I have much more important things to do.

[DRAWING OF MUHAMMED EATING BACON WHILE DRINKING A BEER REMOVED BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO BE TRACKED DOWN AND MURDERED BY A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT]

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Couldn’t say it better myself.

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Welcome to the forum @Saga ! Please click the image below and introduce yourself:

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That’s what I thought :slight_smile:

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1000 euros upfront and you have a deal

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1 and a half peso, a peanut, and a week old club sandwich and you got a deal

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I dare each of you in this thread to send me 500 USD

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