Craving


#1

I know this is going to sound strange but I have always thought that a panda would taste delicious. There is absolutely no mundane ways to obtain a Panda so I have to revert to occult. Any ideas on how I could obtain a Panda?


#2

there’s a super neat little kit you can buy from Japan. It contains the ingredients needed to make a Panda cookie. Looks just like the real thing but tastes terrible.

Not helpful to your cause… but still. Panda cookie!


#3

I am sure china sells it


#4

http://beijing.craigslist.com.cn/wan/3143677304.html

Got that angle covered


#5

BAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC… I wonder if they are greasy like other bear meat???


#6

Probably not considering they only eat bamboo


#7

but then again, Andy Panda may be.


#8

Bahahaha! I saw your craigslist add. How do you suppose they would ship one past boarder security? Anyway, you’d probably have more luck turning yourself invisible and breaking into the local zoo.


#9

My local zoo doesn’t have pandas unfortunately or I would definitely be grilling up a few panda steaks right now. They would probably overnight the thing so border patrol wouldn’t have time to check it.


#10

Hey Necro! I think the Birmingham (AL) zoo has pandas… :wink: Z


#11

That’s like three hours lol my luck there would be a road block coming back and they would be looking for a panda.


#12

Criminal Mastermind Guidebook Rule No. 23 - Once you openly express your desire to commit a particular crime on the internet, you can never actually fucking do it ever.


#13

Yea I will have to find another way.


#14

Go to a restaurant that sells exotic meats.


#15

I have looked everywhere.


#16

Necromaster is there any of societies taboos you don’t espouse lol…I bet you have fried kittens on toast for Sunday breakfast. ( on second thought don’t answer that!)


#17

I have grilled a cat before but it was not for breakfast and it wasn’t that great. It had hardly any meat at all. Also I never eat breakfast, I don’t like 90% of breakfast foods Anne frankly I eat almost all meat… as for the taboos I enjoy breaking them.


#18

#19

Dude grilled Tom cat sounds disgusting! I would probably eat my own shit before I ate a filthy fucking cat. Lol


#20

LOL Necromaster your posts on pandas and grilled cats reminded me of a passage from the book “The Beach”:
“We had dog noodles… (…)said Sammy. Tasted like chicken. All those things…dog, lizard, frog, snake. They always taste like chicken”.

Fuck Leonardo Di Caprio…I hated the movie, but loved the book.