Cinnamon Toast Crunch: An Evocation

Yep you read that right.

I just did it. I evoked The Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I saw a gigantic cinnamon square in my mind that didnt have sentience, but came nevertheless.

I sent it on the task to bring me $20 cash USD.

I sent him away and felt his cinnamony blessings fall on me.

I am…Grand Emissary of The Crunch :metal:

We will see what happens

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And yall cant say shit until you take evocation to a further low than i have :joy:

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I don’t want to.

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I would have gone with the Cheerios honey bee. Let us know how it pans out. :+1:

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Over easy eggs

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And thus chaos magic has come full circle to where it was 20 years ago.

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This comment is gold @UnseelieDiabolus :metal::metal::metal::joy:

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I sincerely hope that he actually exists as a real entity somewhere in the multiverse before humankind. Please don’t be a fucking egregore.

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SHIT. It is blazing hot in here! My mom has the cool air on but it is hot as fuck in here

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Wasnt like that before the evo

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I have been in this game long enough to remember Cthuganesh, so I’m only speaking the truth :joy:

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You good man :joy:

Cinnamon TOAST Crunch, not ice crunch :rofl:

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Unfortuately @Epsilon_The_Imperial, he is an egregore. A combination of everyone who has invested money in the company, its brand, and especially the kids who like the cereal

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That comment is GOLD too :joy::metal::metal::metal:

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My dreams… :weary:

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Imagine a breakfast cereal like Krave crossed with Captain Crunch, then covered in cinnamon-sugar, with little marshmallows.

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Bro. Why don’t you evoke money. Or gold.
Like those gold eagle coins or something, or is it silver dollars?

Bruh take it higher.

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@Laith_wavey fuck yeah i will :metal::metal:

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Actually, can’t you evoke your own shit and ask it about your health? :smiley:

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