Micah
April 21, 2018, 2:37am
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Yep you read that right.
I just did it. I evoked The Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
I saw a gigantic cinnamon square in my mind that didnt have sentience, but came nevertheless.
I sent it on the task to bring me $20 cash USD.
I sent him away and felt his cinnamony blessings fall on me.
I am…Grand Emissary of The Crunch
We will see what happens
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 2:38am
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And yall cant say shit until you take evocation to a further low than i have
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I would have gone with the Cheerios honey bee. Let us know how it pans out.
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And thus chaos magic has come full circle to where it was 20 years ago.
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 2:58am
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I sincerely hope that he actually exists as a real entity somewhere in the multiverse before humankind. Please don’t be a fucking egregore.
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 3:00am
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SHIT. It is blazing hot in here! My mom has the cool air on but it is hot as fuck in here
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 3:00am
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Wasnt like that before the evo
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I have been in this game long enough to remember Cthuganesh, so I’m only speaking the truth
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Cinnamon TOAST Crunch, not ice crunch
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 3:02am
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Unfortuately @Epsilon_The_Imperial , he is an egregore. A combination of everyone who has invested money in the company, its brand, and especially the kids who like the cereal
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Imagine a breakfast cereal like Krave crossed with Captain Crunch, then covered in cinnamon-sugar, with little marshmallows.
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Bro. Why don’t you evoke money. Or gold.
Like those gold eagle coins or something, or is it silver dollars?
https://catalog.usmint.gov/coins/gold-coins/
Bruh take it higher.
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Micah
April 21, 2018, 3:06am
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@Laith_wavey fuck yeah i will
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Actually, can’t you evoke your own shit and ask it about your health?
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