Tonight is a very special lunar eclipse, i have bought a green and a red candle.
What are the proper procedres for using candle spells for the following issues:
I flew across the fucking country to join canada albertas oil industry but instead of getting a good job enjoying life making the “big money” and bettering myself im stuck struggling to do shitty security jobs that i hate and that pay very little freezing out in the cold most of the time. I see so many unintelligent, unworthy, and degenerate people with jobs making great money and enjoying life but noone will give me a chance it makes me fucking sick! After i pay my expenses i am left with next to nothing i will actually have to downgrade even further soon. I cant even afford to change the cracked windsheild on my car! I could go on but i think thats enough.
In short I want to aquire a better job with better pay that ill actually enjoy, i have something specific in mind but Im open to doing something different using a non specific spell.
Next up on my rant we have my non existent sex life, been involuntarily abstinent for almost 1 1/2 years. I dont have a specific girl in mind but i want to will the right one or ones into my life.
I have reached a point of Autistic rage in life its time to fix all of this.
On the internet they say if a man goes long enough without sex he becomes a wizard I guess thats true after all…
Thank you all for your time
Bonus meme: if colleges/universities told the truth