I’ve performed Death Rites… -touches earpiece- What’s that? You say I can’t talk about cursing people specifically? Is that seriously a rule? No, no, it’s no problem. I’ll work around it.
Ahem. Where was I? Ahh, yes…
I’ve… sent plenty of glitter envelopes to people in my time, with great success. With one exception, who’s delivery I had to expedite on account of time constraints, I’ve noticed a trend of my envelopes arriving precisely three days after some kind of formal declaration of the crimes they’ve committed, in a court of law if possible, otherwise a public accusation in front of everyone they know.
I’m interested to hear if anyone else has any sort of odd quirk to the timing of their letters arriving, given how charged these letters usually are.