A virgins horny tale


#81

I’m just here for the comments (eats popcorn)


#82

im still waiting to see what happens


#83

So…when exactly does the horny virgin arrive in this thread? :thinking:


#84

Maybe this is metaphorical and we are all the horny virgin and this thread will make us realize?


#85

I guess the virgin is bathing in roses and enjoying the last days of virginity.


#86

So far, this thread is not living up to its promise :cry:


#87

@dagar Tell us what you’ve done so far in your quest to get laid


#88

So we are worried about him getting laid, but have any of ourselves gotten some action, though? Black magi are thirsty beasts


#89

I get plenty of action


#90

Lucky you ! It’s been 8 months for me with nothing


#91

im just here for thecomments since im not soooo ill cheer who ever did get some on lol cause its dead for me


#92

Let me give him a ring.
Oh @dagar where art thou.
Why didst thou not comest here and proclaimest thy lustful stories of sex to thy people.
We beg of you to come forth and seeketh this thread.


#93

lmao awesome


#94

I had sex in a forest last week. That was fun.


#95

@dagar What country do you live in? Just wondering if anyone on here is local and can help you with your quest.


#96

I know where he lives lol… But i shall never tell because it is his secret to tell.


#97

I bet


#98

That’s so nice. I need to go man hunting.


#99

Maybe @dagar is busy :point_right:t3::ok_hand:t3:


#100

I gave him a ring… See if he comments now. Lol.