So,we’re all magicians,right?As in,the real deal.We call on powerful entities older than time itself to help us even with the most frivolous of tasks.We see situations from every angle,just by spreading a deck of cards.We travel to the Eternal Souce of everything,the nucleus of reality,in only a few breaths,and then return to this world,and go on with our lives.And by lighting one candle,we align the stars.
Not all people are like this,though.Many of them are dilletantis,but the vast majority of them are mundane muggles,who think they know a thing or two about the occult because they saw a horror movie or something.These are the people who think cultists gather in grottos to sacrifice goats and get demons to help them on their maths test,and the people who freak out fearing for their soul when they see something as silly to us as a Ouija Board.
And to us,these people are hilarious.
So,tell me,what is the funniest situation you’ve witnessed,of a muggle talking about the supermundane and metaphysical,as though they know their stuff,while not knowing that you,the listener/observer,are Djehuty compared to them when it comes to those topics?!