The telephone is you so pick up NOW!!
WE HAVE SPECIALIST IN EVERY AREA!
DIVINATION
SOUL TRAVEL
EVOCATION PROCESS’S (MOST FAVORED)
DEATH; LITTLE BOBBY STEAL YOUR BIKE. KILL THAT MUTHER FUCKER WITH A SPELL.
WE also have specialist who will counsel you on what you need to do to learn all you need to do to make all this possible, but you better listen up they dont speak twice now
We have the demon for you!!! So pick up the phone and CALL NOW!! Demons are waiting by and are always available
How much does it cost to show me the secrets to power, mate?
Lmao
5 simple payments of $19.95 + taxes
And I will surely attain Godlike power after emptying my lifesavings?
Absolutely! If you look over here, I also have this lovely bridge for sale if youre interested
Does it connect to the depths of Hell?
Also, mine is a peculiar case.
Little DaQuan stole my Bike, and i sent the most powerful Demons against him. But he seems to be a Lvl 100 mage and uses this abomination called “meme magic” against them.
From my divinations, all he keeps saying is:
I dont care that you hurt you elbow and…
who touched muh sphagetti?
A peculiar situation indeed.
How much does my own personal king of hell cost thx
Sphagetti goes in your pocket
My robe has no pockets, Dabbler
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!
Forum please other people can shout nonsense why can’t I
Whoa man, I already mortgaged my house for the down payment on a personal king of hell, step off
Order in the next 20 mins and you’ll receive two for the price of one
I mean… spaghetti around the rope
Don’t make me cast Profound Diarrhea on you, that 2 for 1 on Personal Kings of Hell ™ will be mine
@Yazata-Mithra
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Slams staffs together
TheKings of Hell are MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE!
Or you could send nudes
I swear on all that is infernal and unwholesome that you do not want that xD
My Horrid Nudes ™ are my most potent vomit inducing curse
