Flirting and sexting thread (18+)

Y’all nasties​:joy::joy::joy::joy:

Nice of you to join us :kissing_smiling_eyes: Bet we could make them blush

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Here’s your pic the right side up. You should have dropped that cloth! It’s 18+ only here. But thanks for posting!

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If in doubt, just use the spoiler tags, the subject of this thread is pretty unambiguous so anyone who clicks a tag once inside it has no reason to grumble. :+1:

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Are you grumbling?

Me? Nope!! :+1:

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I’m surprised no one is breeding yet.

We need new magickians, damnit!

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I prefer a bit of mystery and using my imagination - thanks.

In truth I’d be worried I’d be to fat, too ugly, too old, too wobbly…

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Hell, I can smell the pheromones coming off this thread…

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Your sexy and you know it!

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Oh yes, you should see me in my quilted jacket, fleece, ripped jeans, rubber pulling wellies, and cloth cap - as sexy as a brick.

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There we are…

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A brick haowze…

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You just wait n see :wink:

Lol curious what’s behind the shirt?

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Not the first time someone has said that lol. Where’s @Drachir when you need him

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No dick pics yet?

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Hope someone likes vomit, coz I just made some! :astonished:

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Oh HOLY FUCK!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

How many guys eyes are watering and cringing…

Seriously hide that PLEASE

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Omg that hurt my dick just looking at it and mines made of glass put away in the toy chest :joy:

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It’s a SAUSAGE. A “schlong” would bounce in that mousetrap. :stuck_out_tongue:

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