Valkarath puts on the belly dance music and begins his “Serpent Power Lambada”.
@.@ <— Those are my hypnotic eyes. --> @.@
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Werq that snake dance biatch lol 
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gets the whip this will be rough af
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meh i got tentacles what i need a whip for lol
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Dude, that’s … uh … that’s your … uh … tentacle. Seriously? Every damn time. “I’m gonna go for my whip”. Woosh. There’s the tentacle. We know it’s coming. Hell, we even love you for it. But just admit it’s a damn tentacle.
Not “hey, anyone want licorice?” Woosh. Tentacle.
Not “hey, I’ve got some duct tape right there!” Woosh. Tentacle.
(Sorry, just couldn’t help myself. Thanks for being such a good sport. lmao)
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HEHE EAT DA BOOTY ITS GROCERIES LMAO
(typing this forum is on its period rn)
Aww…i thought it was gonna get kinky 
But tentacles…hmmm…
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lmao me af
And here I thought “hentai” was chicken bondage. lol
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its ok think of many whips but i can make them go places and do things lol
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Thats true. 
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yep, that’s what that taste was. lol
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oh shit vel owes us whip cream remember??
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I’m a terrible influence. I should probably be spanked or something. lol
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indeed. tentacles for days
WHOOSH. Tentacles.
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Oh yea he does…and lime green jello
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Oh, no … it’s the Day of the Tentacle!
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