Finally wakes up and throws a pillow @Eye_of_Ra
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nanobots have stolen most of your right arm and leg to make more arms for me
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Summons Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to the pillow fight
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I have stolen your soul.
Your nanobots are useless
Repairs right arm
Summons megatron
Summons your shadow
Difficult to steal a planet, lol, so i doubt it xD
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She’s off defending her kingdom from creepers you have won this battle
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I was actually busy consuming “lunch”
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Oh net was just slow
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And baby corpses
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hey i like mickey mouse 
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Dead birds and grains, actualy
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Hey I don’t judge salt em boil em put em in a stew meats meat
Do you DARE DISRESPECT SHREK
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Yes. I have no respect for religion. After I felt Elmo flip me on my stomach, he grabbed my ass cheeks and said,
This is Elmo’s world bitch…
And I politely explained to him that I’m not gay and I like women.
He apologized and left
m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e
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But you read that Shrek story tho?
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